Category Archives: Matrix

Reason 7 – Why Didn’t They Make a Matrix for Cows?

This is by far the biggest problem I have with the Matrix so why I saved it for reason 7 I haven’t a clue. I’m just lazy and unorganized, so get off me. After all this is my first post … Continue reading

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Reason 4 – Believe or Not You Piece of Shit You’re Still Gonna Burn

Why oh why oh why? One of the reasons The Matrix was revolutionary was because of the deep story line, introduction of some new amazing camera techniques, and good character development. But it’s still a movie. And movies are tempted … Continue reading

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Reason 3 – When Neo Presses CTRL+X

UPDATE: HEY MOTHER FUCKERS. Before you comment to tell me how stupid this reason is and why it doesn’t hold up and how only makes me look like a fool, just don’t. I realize now that this post is terrible … Continue reading

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Reason 2 – When Trinity Says “Dodge This” to the Agent

All throughout The Matrix, the lesson to learn about the Agents was that they are fucking badass. They can dodge bullets baby! Not to mention jump across buildings and punch through walls and shit. They’re more dangerous than Russell Crowe. … Continue reading

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