Category Archives: Matrix Reloaded

Reason 9 – Watching Neo Come (Cum)

This is one of the oddest sex scenes in any movie. I’m not sure if it’s the shitty Fruity Loops electronic music, the sea of softcore orgy cave dancers, or watching Neo’s face as he deposits some “One Juice” into … Continue reading

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Reason 8 – The Fight Scene on Top of the Semi

Well hello there my fellow readers. I hope I haven’t filled your live’s with a deep depressing sadness due to my lack of updates. But never fear, I have returned, and I’m ready to get neck deep in some shit. … Continue reading

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Reason 7 – Why Didn’t They Make a Matrix for Cows?

This is by far the biggest problem I have with the Matrix so why I saved it for reason 7 I haven’t a clue. I’m just lazy and unorganized, so get off me. After all this is my first post … Continue reading

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Reason 6 – Because I Can’t Use the Cake that the Frenchman Does

God damn, seriously. Is this not the one thought all men have fantasized about since we realized we had things in our pants? Imagine if you could just fully control a sexual situation and make any girl explode with horniness. … Continue reading

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Reason 5 – Bullshit, He Couldn’t Talk

My God do I hate overused, ridiculous, movie cliches. How many times have you watched someone get injured, then give one last meaningful speech before they die in their loved one’s arms. Makes me sick. But this one is just … Continue reading

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