Why The Matrix Sucks: Latest Posts


Reason 9 – Watching Neo Come (Cum)

Reason 8 – The Fight Scene on Top of the Semi Reason 7 – Why Didn’t They Make a Matrix for Cows?

Reason 6 – Because I Can’t Use the Cake that the Frenchman Does Reason 5 – Bullshit, He Couldn’t Talk

Reason 4 – Believe or Not You Piece of Shit You’re Still Gonna Burn Reason 3 – When Neo Presses CTRL+X

Reason 2 – When Trinity Says Dodge This to the Agent Reason 1 – Trinity’s Confused Cocked Head

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